1. scrlett:

    no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

    (via lameboob)

  2. lameboob:

    sorry officer but do you even have an office? that’s what i thought

  3. lameborghini:



    does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

    you might have ordinal linguistic personification

    mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

    (via lameboob)

  4. ecaftraf:

    I’m not sure how to dress for this weather.

    (via lameboob)

  5. Sometimes u just gotta be a ho

    (Source: kingorb, via communistbakery)

  6. (Source: erected, via unsmokable)

  7. (Source: airrogance, via unsmokable)

  8. friedchickenugget:

    when the waiter approaches your table with your foodimage

    (via lamelohan)

  9. obscurebourgeoisie:

    don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

    it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

    15 days have come and gone

    and i am still asian

    (Source: quasidrome, via lamelohan)

  10. bigalphonse:


    straight boys dress like randomised sims


    ah yes your average straight boy

    (via lamelohan)

  11. punkbread:

    when all your favorite people are online


    (via lamelohan)

  12. orgasm:

    it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

    american education system what r u doin

    (via lamelohan)

  13. oknope:

    doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices


    (via lamelohan)

  14. lecterings:

    'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

    (via lamelohan)