1. justnabingaround:

    when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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    (via surprisebitch)

  2. resetty:

    what if websites had closing hours

    (Source: pokabu, via surprisebitch)

  3. isaw-iconquered-icame:

    no matter how hard you stunt, you will never stunt harder than the arabs

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    why

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    is the

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    flex

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    so

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    skrong

    this nigga really drownin this bitch in bills and all her clothes is still basically on

    that arab flex is the ultimate flex

    (via surprisebitch)

  4. resetty:

    what if websites had closing hours

    (Source: pokabu, via surprisebitch)

  5. isaw-iconquered-icame:

    no matter how hard you stunt, you will never stunt harder than the arabs

    likeimage

    why

    image

    is the

    image

    flex

    image

    so

    image

    skrong

    this nigga really drownin this bitch in bills and all her clothes is still basically on

    that arab flex is the ultimate flex

    (via surprisebitch)

  6. feat:

    I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

    (Source: feat, via surprisebitch)

  7. alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

    (via surprisebitch)

  8. foodchewer:

    all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

    (via surprisebitch)

  9. endocrines:

    I hate how tumblr friendships die so quickly

    (via surprisebitch)

  10. gallavichings:

    i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do

    (via surprisebitch)

  11. nerdassbitch:

    *throws shade* *misses*

    (Source: summersloth, via surprisebitch)

  12. sluttygrandma:

    do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

    (via surprisebitch)

  13. logisticals:

    Dating shows in the 80s:

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    Dating shows now:
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    (via surprisebitch)

  14. (Source: barack-obottm, via surprisebitch)